If Only They Were Normal #16 – Charles McVety

09Dec06

Charles McVety, President of the Canadian Family Action Coalition, was one of the main christian zealots (xlots?) lobby to ban same sex marriage. Now that the short lived debate is over and the homophobes can go back in the closet for a while, perhaps we should ‘normalize’ Chuck:

“I’m a sensitive New-Age guy. I believe in same sex and same person marriage and that Steve has every right to engage in nuptials with himself. Only yesterday I became engaged to myself, and while I’ve decided not to sleep with me until the wedding night, I can hardly wait.

The universe is so wonderful to behold. Oh, sorry, I just got a pain in my lower chakra. We should rejoice in each other no matter beliefs or….gee, my heart meridian seems blocked. Anyways, I’m sending crytals out to all MP’s to help them make decision…cripes, I think my auroa needs work…and bring them closer….damn, my guardian angels are singing too loud, hang on……bring them closer to their inner childs.

Does anyone have some sage, I really need to realign?”

*Note: The Family Action Coaliton’s website has a link to ‘Bisexaul Order Guides’…it takes you to Rick Mercer’s website and a video on gay marriage (???).