Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category
If only he were normal, perhaps John McCain might be an organic farmer. “Look at these beauts! I’m moving them next to the farmer’s co-op where it will be sold fair-trade at health food stores. There’s been some skunks sneeking around cause they think there’s uranium under my fields but no way in hell am […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Ah yes, bandit badboy Baron Conrad Black. While the petty thefts get locked behind bars, what will the fate of this money-grubbing, ladder climbing opportunist be? Well, what if he were ‘normal’? Black: I’ve given everything away and now live life flying high for Gawd. You can call me Sister Black. Babara’s become a Benedictine […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
She’s stuffy, old-fashioned, and the Monarchy costs U.K. tax payers a mint…yet she’s one of the wealthiest women in the world. Sure, sure, she’s a product of her upbringing, but aren’t we all…and didn’t most of us work to overcome that? So what if the Queen took a ‘normal’ role? “Fuck the thoroughbreds, I’ve got […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Is capitalism and war in one’s DNA? Perhaps not, as we look at Daddy Bush and Junior in a scenario if we ‘normalized’ them. Daddy – Well my son, what did you learn today? Junior – Sir, I learned to love the sinner but not the sin. So I love you even though you were […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Perhaps the worst of the U.S. oligarchy,Dick Cheney would be marvellous if he were ‘normal’. The Dali Dick. The Cheney Lama. Dickey Lama? Dali Cheney? Here’s his Instructions for Life (if he were normal): 1. Take into account that love is better then war. 2. The material world ain’t what it’s cut out to be. […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Imagine being married to George Walker or Stephen Joseph. No thanks!!! If their wives were normal they would have left their sociopathic mates by now or at LEAST had an affair to comfort each other’s living with emotionless, incompassionate guys. Let’s let the fly on the wall listen in: Laura It’s o.k. sugar, Mamma’s gonna […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Liberal Leadership contenter Michael Ignatieff, if he were normal: “Yup. You’ll get nothing but straight talk from me. I think we’ve had enough of politicians who can’t shoot from the hip. No more fucking around with fancy-dancy intellectual bullshit and promises, this time it’s going to be for the people and I don’t want anyone […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Donald Rumsfeld and Kim Jong ll are staging a ‘Bed-In’ to protest war and corruption. Rumsfeld: It’s way sweet. We’ve booked the room and look forward to recording a song for peace. JONG: I love Donny. We come up with these brilliant ideas together. What we’re doing is for the world and it’s a sacrifice […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
In his youth Tony Blair modelled himself after Mick Jagger and was in a rock band called ‘The Ugly Rumours’. How he got from that to the Bush-Loving, war-supporting asshole he is….well, maybe he was an asshole then, it kinda sounds like it from Wiki’s report. If he were normal: “I’ve traded in the Flying […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Condi Rice
U.S. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice “What we’re seeing here, in a sense, is the growing — the birth pangs of a new Middle East and whatever we do we have to be certain that we’re pushing forward to the new Middle East not going back to the old one. If she were normal: “Oppression […]
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
If Only They Were Normal 
You must be logged in to post a comment.